Do you want a cookie, Budi?".
Since there is no answer from her little son, she ask again:"Budi, do you want cookie? Why must I ask you twice?".
"Because mom, I want two coocies!".
Strolling through Bali's supreme honeymoon resort. Sidin Bungul was a picture of bliss.
"But, Mr. Bungul", asked the local barkeeper, "how is it you come here on your honeymoon without the wife?".
"Are you mad, man?", said Bungul."Sure if she came who'd look after the shop?".
Pretty a little student asked her teacher: "Teacher, would you punish anyone for something wrong she do?".
"Of course, I would punish her. Why?".
"Teacher, would you punish anyone for something she didn't do?".
"Good. Because I didn't do my homework!".
A man in a restaurant said to a stranger sitting at the next table, "Do you realize that you are reading your newspaper upside down?".
"Of course I realize it. Do you think it's easy?".